Professor Militia Malone:


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Full Name: Prof. Militia Malone

Date of Birth: 26/10/1946

Height: 5’11"

Occupation: Criminal Profiler

Alignment: Lawful Neutral

Next Of Kin: Mercutio Malone (Brother)

Known Associates: Sebastian E. Crash, Rodrigo Umlaut Burn, Chief M. Rappappaport, Doyle O'Flannegan, Heimlich MacFrankenhauser

Distinguishing Features: Imposing Height, Crisp English Accent, Chirpy Demeanor, Glasses

Hobbies: Croquet, Gymnastics, Self-Defence, Ballet

Favourite Food: Chicken Carbonara, White Wine

Basic Bio:


Militia Malone is a telepathic, criminal profiler brought in to aid Crash and Burn on the notorious Hangman Dangle Case.

Despite being a woman, she has proven to be an integral part of the PCPD's fight against crime.


Back Story:


Prof. Militia Malone is a professional criminal profiler who has worked hard to get where she is.

Tough, intelligent and resourceful, Malone was transferred from the Patriot City School of Criminally Insane Psychology, Creative Thinking and Research Division - brought in especially to help defeat the insidious Hangman (Season 3 Episode 2; Hangman Dangle).

Secretly trained as part of Nasa's covert HK12 programme, Militia has been gifted with the ability to 'remote view', reading residual energy in locations and objects. It is also rumoured that she is able to read minds, much to the fear and derision of many PCPD officers.

When first asked to assist Crash and Burn during the infamous “Hangman” case, she is forced to adapt to her new role as the PCPD's only high ranking female.

In time though she has earned her place and is one of the force's most powerful tools in law keeping - leading to the swift and prejudice free capture of many a devious fiend.

In an interesting note, Militia was so popular a character that an early LCD game called 'Militia Malone's Brain Training' was released towards the end of the franchise. This title was later bought out and repackaged by Nintendo.


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Militia Malone is played by Lizi Bennett